I want to know your story.

Howdy there chums! I'm Cara! Sorry my bio sucks a little bit, but I am not into the whole "English Language" thing. I mostly reblog stuff with the occasional original post or two. My blog is mostly Darren Criss, Glee, Supernatural, and general fandom things. I AM NOT A SPOILER FREE BLOG NOR DO I TAG ANYTHING.

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Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via pizza)

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"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

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When friends make plans in front of you but you aren’t invited…

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if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

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This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane, via gingerbbatch)

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yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

(via pizza)

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My dad just called me lay-z i’m so done with him

(via dutchster)

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do any millionaires follow me that are bored

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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